Two Scottish guys checked in the hostel and the decibel level rose from nice to hellish and that's when I knew that this night is gonna be one of those I'm gonna remember. Couple of beers in the hostel and some local herbal alcohol just to calm my stomach and I was ready to hit the town with the Scottish and all the other people from the hostel.
I got back to the hostel about 1am and thought that I'm the first one back in my room. Boy was I wrong. The other scotsman was there already with some girl and I guess I don't need to tell you what was going on. I decided to be really polite and spoke to the girl:" Hello, where are you from?" - "I'm Canadian"-she replied. "Ok, nice to meet you Canadian girl. You have 30minutes and then I'm coming back. Enjoy"
I went to the lounge and there were some girls and the owner of the hostel relaxing and chatting. They listened to my story and started laughing. The owner was like "I can kick them out if you want me to?". It's not allowed to bring guests to hostels but I wanted to be merciful to the couple so I said that there's no need for that. The bed was a bit squeaky and the guy had a really fast pace going on so it was really funny/annoying for a moment but it really got that loud that basically all the guests in the hostel heard what was going on and at that point the owner lost it and banged the door and yelled -"Fucking stop it or I'm gonna kick you out of my hostel!"
Ok, I finally got to my bed but after a few moments one guy from Australia came in with a girl and I was like not twice in a same night. I listened 'em talking for a while and decided to add a factor to their "business". "If theres gonna be some fucking tonight, I'm gonna be involved!" That did the trick and the girl left the room. I know I was being a cock block but hey, I wanted some sleep.
In the morning I wondered where's the Aussie since I didn't see him in his bed. The reason became exposed when I returned from my morning walk. The Aussie had gone to toilet after the girl left the room but he was so drunk that he accidentally went into wrong room and slept the rest of the night in somebody other's bed. Due to that the guy who's bed was taken left the hostel after one night and was totally furious. He had booked for four nights....
And the grande finale: the scotsman in bed above me had shat himself during the night (hopefully after the sex) and the whole mattress needed to be replaced. He didn't remember it but since there was nobody else in that bed during that night he paid for the mattress. Then again, of course there was the girl!!! Hmmmmmm.......
ps, sorry, no pictures ;)
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